Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
This is my gift to your gina
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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