i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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