If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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