May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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