he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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