I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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