Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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