Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
And then he peed in my hair
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