I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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