i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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