420 ftw
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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