GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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