do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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