You just made me feel so damn special
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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