I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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