i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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