I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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