when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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