Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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