North Korea, Best Korea!
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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