Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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