my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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