I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
