Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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