dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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