There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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