good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
