I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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