ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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