guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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