How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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