the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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