I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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