i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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