We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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