I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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