I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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