have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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