My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low