I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I believe in your delicious
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"