Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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