So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
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I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
its liver damage thursday
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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