it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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