guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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