idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
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Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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