but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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