it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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