just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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