Porn is love you can see.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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