We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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