i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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