Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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