Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Say something about gay babies.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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