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what?
penguin condom
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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