READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
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