you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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I didn't notice because vodka
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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